Dear, Brain.

While I truly admire your desire to work things out – for more than a dozen things at the same time – I just can’t keep up. The problem is… you send so many different signals that I just don’t know what you want.

One minute you’re asking for this, then the next, for that. I wish you would make up your mind.

In any case… I think it’s time we see other people. This multitasking thing just isn’t working out.

Yours truly,

Hands (of which there are only two)